I am in a vortex of obligation.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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