NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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