Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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