I must be too annoying 4 u.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
