When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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