Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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