i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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