i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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