Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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