I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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