I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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