You're so nebulous sometimes
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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