I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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