this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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