there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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