Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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