can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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