Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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