Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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