He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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