Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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