There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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