doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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