Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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