this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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