he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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