so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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