I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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