I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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