yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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