That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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