The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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