bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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