David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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