Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
How's work?
Spinning.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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