i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He told me they were just razor bumps!
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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