I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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