Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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