they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
The cops high fived after they tackled you
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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