Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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