I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
then he tried to convert me to islam
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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