Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I am naked and annoyed.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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