party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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