I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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