did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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