I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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