yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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