Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
...so i touched it.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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