In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
