We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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