She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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