You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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