hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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