Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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