I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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