is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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