at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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