VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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